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e B a y - L a n d T h e       G a m e ™ a parody

eBay Rules and Policies Cards test your knowledge of the many eBay rules and regulations: Vacation from Posting Board. You said something the PINKs didn't like. Pay bank $10.00. You are restricted because of Non-Performing Seller Restrictions. eBay tells you to work it out with buyer who is suspended and eBay won't provide contact information. Pay bank $20.00. You email eBay with problem,eBay's 'bots that scan and route emails, as usual, mis-read your key words and you get a series of useless emails that don't even get close to addressing your problem. After a while, tired of you asking for help, eBay threatens you with suspension if you keep bothering them. You pay bank $50.00 You use the eBay Gift Icon for your listing indicating you offer gift services. When you ship to the gift recipient, you find your PayPal Seller Protection is not in effect because you did not ship to a confirmed address. Pay bank $10 plus a second $10 for filing fee. You use Feature Listing for an additional $17.95 for your widget which is listed for domestic sale only using BIN (Buy It Now). Within an hour, your item is purchased by a bidder in Ethiopia who will pay you a little extra if you send him your widget right away to a third party in the US. eBay refuses to refund your Feature Listing fees, OR any other fees, but sends you a auto-response warning you about shipping to third parties. Pay Bank $10.00. True or False? You list on eBay, a family heirloom which has been in the family for decades, an antique watch, the eBay staff terminates your listing saying that while they are not personally in a position to judge the authenticity of items listed they are removing your item because they believe it to be fraudulent. True or False: eBay reserves the right to suspend you for violating the "spirit" of eBay? True or False: Once you have agreed to the eBay User Agreement, because of an "easter egg" clause hidden in the eBay User Agreement, should eBay determine that you have violated a certain clause in the eBay User Agreement, eBay reserves the right to demand you forfeit to eBay your first born male child?

This is not a licensed eBay or PayPal product. It is however, inspired by the antics of the staffs of both companies and real situations that have happened (we could not make up all of this, folks!). e B a y - L a n d T h e G a m e ™ (a parody) is not affiliated with or sponsored by eBay or PayPal. It is the sole creation of Tabberone with a little help from her friends. PayPal and IT are registered trademarks wholly owned by eBay, who, after acquiring MicroSoft, Boeing, Time-Warner, AOL, AT&T, the NFL, Disney, CBS, and GOOGLE, will seek world domination. For those who might be slow to catch on, this is a Par-o-dy. We typed this   r-e-a-l   s-l-o-w   because lawyers may be reading this. All contents are © 2007 by Karen Dudnikov and Michael Meadors. You may use this for personal use only. We reserve the right to withdraw or limit our release of personal use at any time. Commercial use is reserved.

Contributors include Karen Dudnikov, Mike Meadors, Jose Cuervo, Bartlett & James, onlytheabsolutebest, magnoliasvintage, Leo M. Walters, Uncle Joe Adamson.

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