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e B a y - L a n d

T h e G a m e ™
a parody

Welcome to the Alpha version of eBay - Land The Game™, the board game based upon the eBay selling and buying experience. This is presently an open-source board game. You are invited to suggest rules, playing pieces, board squares, bonus and penalty cards. Any suggestions accepted will add your name, or handle, to the list of developers and the game will be altered. Then you will officially become a FOTO (Friend Of TabberOne). Email suggestions to Tabberone@hotmail.com. In the event similar suggestions are made by more than one contributor, the first one read by us will be accepted and credited. Significant contributors will be sent a free copy of the game when we get it into production.
Just like eBay, eBay - Land The Game™ reserves the right to change the rules anytime we like without telling you. If you don't like it, tough apples, go play someplace else, like Yahoo-Land or Amazon-Land. Since this is a Alpha Version of the eBay experience, the game may "crash" at any time while you are playing it. There will not be any refund of any playing fees.

The object of the game is to win. The winner of the game automatically becomes a PINK with unlimited power. We can't tell you how to win; that information is proprietary.

shIT Happens Card Time!

Item Not Received complaint

Horoscope Says Go Back 2 Spaces, again

eBay's Newsletter Helps

get
IT®
here!

TBA

Postal Rates Increased

PayPal Account Frozen

Begin
(draw rules card)

Nothing Goes Wrong Day

10¢ Listing Day

eBay's Refer A Friend Program

eBay - Land
The Game™
Cards

VeRO
Hell
Cards

Turbo Lister malfunctions

Negative Feedback Hell

eBay Live! near you

shIT's
here!

eBay - Land
The Game™
a parody

shIT
happens!

Record Earnings for eBay

Negative Feedback Hell

Drop Shipper Deal

eBay Rules
Cards

shIT Happens
Cards

Power Seller Status achieved

Pump Your Feedback Up

Search Engine Upgraded

VeRO
Hell
Draw Card

Negative Feedback Removed

purchased Brand Name Stock

TBA

you're
shIT!

eBay Changes Listing Rules

Horoscope Says Go Back 2 Spaces

Non-Performing Seller Restriction

eBay - Land
The Game Card Time!

This is not a licensed eBay or PayPal product. It is however, inspired by the antics of the staffs of both companies and real situations that have happened (we could not make up all of this, folks!). e B a y - L a n d T h e G a m e ™ (a parody) is not affiliated with or sponsored by eBay or PayPal. It is the sole creation of Tabberone with a little help from her friends. PayPal and IT are registered trademarks wholly owned by eBay, who, after acquiring MicroSoft, Boeing, Time-Warner, AOL, AT&T, the NFL, Disney, CBS, and GOOGLE, will seek world domination.
For those who might be slow to catch on, this is a Par-o-dy. We typed this r-e-a-l s-l-o-w because lawyers may be reading this. All contents are © 2007 by Karen Dudnikov and Michael Meadors. You may use this for personal use only. We reserve the right to withdraw or limit our release of personal use at any time. Commercial use is reserved.

Contributors include Karen Dudnikov, Mike Meadors, Jose Cuervo, Bartlett & James, onlytheabsolutebest, magnoliasvintage, Leo M. Walters, Uncle Joe Adamson.

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