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e B a y - L a n d

T h e       G a m e
a parody

Welcome to the Alpha version of eBay - Land The Game™, the board game based upon the eBay selling and buying experience. This is presently an open-source board game. You are invited to suggest rules, playing pieces, board squares, bonus and penalty cards. Any suggestions accepted will add your name, or handle, to the list of developers and the game will be altered. Then you will officially become a FOTO (Friend Of TabberOne). Email suggestions to Tabberone@hotmail.com. In the event similar suggestions are made by more than one contributor, the first one read by us will be accepted and credited. Significant contributors will be sent a free copy of the game when we get it into production.

Just like eBay, eBay - Land The Game™ reserves the right to change the rules anytime we like without telling you. If you don't like it, tough apples, go play someplace else, like Yahoo-Land or Amazon-Land. Since this is a Alpha Version of the eBay experience, the game may "crash" at any time while you are playing it. There will not be any refund of any playing fees.

The object of the game is to win. The winner of the game automatically becomes a PINK with unlimited power. We can't tell you how to win; that information is proprietary.

shIT Happens Card Time!
Item Not Received complaint
Horoscope Says Go Back 2 Spaces, again
eBay's Newsletter Helps
get
IT®
here!
TBA
Postal Rates Increased
PayPal Account Frozen
Begin

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Nothing Goes Wrong Day
10¢ Listing Day
eBay's Refer A Friend Program
eBay - Land
The Game
Cards
VeRO
Hell
Cards
Turbo Lister malfunctions
Negative Feedback Hell
eBay Live! near you
shIT's
here!
eBay - Land
The Game
a parody
shIT
happens!
Record Earnings for eBay
Negative Feedback Hell
Drop Shipper Deal
eBay Rules
Cards
shIT Happens
Cards
Power Seller Status achieved
Pump Your Feedback Up
Search Engine Upgraded
VeRO
Hell
Draw Card
Negative Feedback Removed
purchased Brand Name Stock
TBA
you're
shIT!
eBay Changes Listing Rules
Horoscope Says Go Back 2 Spaces
Non-Performing Seller Restriction
eBay - Land
The Game Card Time!


This is not a licensed eBay or PayPal product. It is however, inspired by the antics of the staffs of both companies and real situations that have happened (we could not make up all of this, folks!). e B a y - L a n d T h e G a m e ™ (a parody) is not affiliated with or sponsored by eBay or PayPal. It is the sole creation of Tabberone with a little help from her friends. PayPal and IT are registered trademarks wholly owned by eBay, who, after acquiring MicroSoft, Boeing, Time-Warner, AOL, AT&T, the NFL, Disney, CBS, and GOOGLE, will seek world domination.

For those who might be slow to catch on, this is a Par-o-dy. We typed this   r-e-a-l   s-l-o-w   because lawyers may be reading this. All contents are © 2007 by Karen Dudnikov and Michael Meadors. You may use this for personal use only. We reserve the right to withdraw or limit our release of personal use at any time. Commercial use is reserved.


Contributors include Karen Dudnikov, Mike Meadors, Jose Cuervo, Bartlett & James, onlytheabsolutebest, magnoliasvintage, Leo M. Walters, Uncle Joe Adamson.


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(We can't imagine why anyone would want to trademark "Shop Victoriously")

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A Cup Of Joe For A Joe
by Green Beans Coffee Company
Karen and Mike, also known to you as Tabberone, have been actively participating in various troop support programs for a number of years. An important one we have discovered and supported is one run by the Green Beans Coffee Company of Larkspur, California. The Green Beans Coffee Company runs coffee houses in Iraq and Afghanistan, the Middle East and at other US military bases around the world. Your donations are converted into email chits that are randomly given to military personal who are based near these coffee houses. You are then sent an email by Green Beans Coffee telling at what location your donation(s) was distributed. The military recipient of your donation is also given the opportunity to email you a thank you with a message, which many of them do.

Modern military deployment has changed very much since WWII, Korea and Vietnam. Back then there was no internet or cell phones. A soldier very rarely could call home or even go home on leave. But modern deployment does not alter the dangers they face. Green Beans Coffee is one of the little pleasures they can enjoy. Any donation makes a service man or service woman smile. We contribute every month.

More information is available at https://www.greenbeanscoffee.com
We rarely link to other sites. It is a really good cause.