Law Firms mentioned on this site (usually not favorably).
- Banner Witcoff
was added because of their bad attitude.
- Carr McClellan Ingersoll Thompson & Horn, with John D. Minton
representing Aanraku Stained Glass as only
corporate lawyers can.
- Continental Enterprises,
in our opinion, the lowest of the low. Their General Counsel, Darlene Seymour, has a section devoted just to her.
- De Novo Legal, LLP
a Cyber Cop which appears to be run by two lawyers, Maria Johnson, Esq. and Pollie Alisa Gautsch, Esq., or as we are calling them,
The Clueless Sisters, Esq, although Polle claims she looks nothing like Alisa Silverstone.
- Donahue Gallagher Woods LLP, located in California, brought to these pages by Andrew S. MacKay,
a partner who represented Autodesk.
- Dozier Internet Law, P.C
and their boss, John W. Dozier, for spreading misinformation about the posting of cease & desist letters and general stupidity. Calling a corporate
lawyer stupid may be a bit redundant.
- Gibney, Anthony & Flaherty and
John Macaluso who is the co-founder of Gibney's Trademark Extortion Group.
Trademark Extortion has become a new revenue stream of law firms who do not care about ethical misconduct.
- Greenberg Traurig, another lying law firm that moonlights as
a cyber cop and employs attorneys who do not mind lying.
- Hemming, Polacyk, Cronin, Smith, Witthoff & Bennett,
and their unethical and illegal attitude in attacking people who have not been infringing.
- Katz & Associates, and Mark S. Katz, who admited that he has no
trademark training, gloams onto the idea of using trade dress to get his plunp paycheck from pediped Footwear.
- Keats McFarland & Wilson
the first law firm to join the list. The law firm for MGA Entertainment in 2003. It now also lies for
Chanel, among others.
- Kinsella Weitzman Iser Kump & Aldisert LLP
a California law firm, joins the list. Attorney Jennifer McGrath lied to eBay claiming reselling Merle Norman cosmetics
on eBay violated FDA regulations. And she continues to lie, lie, lie, as does the firm.
- Notaro & Michalos and John Zaccaria, who represent
AbRocket with their lies.
- Polster, Lieder, Woodruff & Lucchesi, L.C,
an all-white, all-male firm in Missouri that looks like they have been involved in too much in-breeding.
- Porter Wright Morris & Arthur, LLP, and attorney Leslie K. Batté,
who lie their asses off for their client, Creative Memories.
- Reed Smith, LLC, who represents Sykel, another member of the
Hall of Shame, appears to hire lawyers who slept through Constitutional Law 101 and Due Diligence 102. Darren B. Cohen
sent us a cease & desist that had us rolling on the floor laughing. He declined to sue which meant he lied about the real intentions of his client.
- Laurence Singer who does not mind lying for the admitted druggie artist
Alex Grey to stop someone from reselling genuine Alex Gray posters.
- Skadden, Arps, Slate, Meagher & Flom, LLP, of New York City, brought to these pages by
Kenneth A. Plevan, a partner who represented Bumble and bumble.
- Winston & Strawn, and attorney Virginia Richard, who advocate
filing an intimidating and frightening lawsuit to make the smaller and less financially secure opponent runs for cover, and the truth be damned.
- WolfBlock
another law firm that had gone into the Trademark Abuse business to supplement their income. Clients included Monster Cable and Bose Wave Radio.
But they went bankrupt! Poor babies.
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The Putrid Plecostomus Award
to those corporate law firms and companies that go above and beyond the call of duty.
