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  "The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing"
Edmund Burke

Corporate Lawyers

Supreme Court Justice Louis Brandeis (1856-1941) is quoted as saying ,

"If we desire respect for the law, we must first make the law respectable."

LAWYER: An individual whose principle role is to protect his clients from others of his profession.

There are two groups of professions from whom we expect to hear lies; politician and lawyers. What's worse is no one really seems to care as long as it isn't their politician or their lawyer that was caught lying. So, what does that say about us as a society? We get what we demand: lousy, ineffective politicians and expensive, lying lawyers. In our opinion, corporate lawyers are the worst.

Wiley, the cartoonist who does the Non Sequitur cartoons, wrote about lawyers and why he attacks them in his cartoon collection The Non Sequitur Legal Lampoon. Everyone should buy this book. In addition, Wiley and others have done numerous cartoons about the legal profession.

First, let's begin by defining lying, or a lie, according to the dictionary. The Catholic Encyclopedia defines a lie as a false statement made with the intention of deceiving.

i.e., making a statement of fact, or telling the truth, in such a way that it creates a false impression, is a lie. Gee, isn't that what the corporate legal representation is all about?

We have encountered this a number of times dealing with corporate lawyers and pleadings from corporate lawyers. But, it's not just Tabberone that has a low opinion of these "officers of the court". As one wag said, "98% of lawyers give the other 2% a bad name."

A lengthy article by Gary L. Quick, A Residency for All, is typical in its observations concerning the perception the public has about lawyers:

  • Surveys report that people think lawyers are too greedy, file unnecessary lawsuits, and manipulate the legal system.
  • Illustratively, unflattering jokes about the legal profession are common in the popular culture.
  • Rarely are any of these flattering to or respectful of attorneys.
  • ...their very prevalence suggests they do reflect the public's perception of lawyers.
  • All of this shows a profession that is not well respected in society today.
So, you inquiringly ask, just where are we going with all of this? We are going to present you with examples of what we consider to be lies foisted upon us,and the court proceeding in which we were involved, by corporate lawyers on the other side. We will also include filings and letters by corporate lawyers that we feel cross the line and become lies to the court. It is our opinion that cases like these, and the American legal system in general, will not improve until there are more liberal sanctions against corporate lawyers for lying, to include expenses and penalties.

Lawyers aren't the only culprits out there. Far too many companies place unqualified individuals into positions where thay have to make decisions concerning copyrights and trademarks. To the uninitiated, the laws governing copyrights and trademarks can be misleading. For example, the Lanham Act, the cornerstone of federal trademark law, simply states that using a trademark without the "authorization" of the trademark owner is illegal. What the Lanham Act doesn't make clear is that "unauthorized use" means counterfeiting either the trademark or applying a real trademark to a counterfeit product. What's disturbing is that while it's understandable how someone could misunderstand wording like "unauthorized use" in the Lanham Act, corporate lawyers often use this wording themselves to intimidate the uninitiated into believing they are doing something wrong when in fact their use falls under "fair use" and the corporate lawyer knows this.

  • Inely Cessna, in-house counsel for M&M/Mars in 2001, deliberately did not disclose to us, as required by the "lawyers code of ethics", that she was the attorney for M&M/Mars.
  • Steve Kaufmann, representing Major League baseball Properties, deliberately misquoted Sally Beauty Co. v. Beautyco, Inc. v. Marianna Im. in his agruments opposing a motion for summary judgment.
  • In Dudnikov, et al vs MGA Entertainment, David Caplan, who claimed as an officer of the court he could not lie to us, did, and to the court..
  • In Dudnikov, et al vs Chalk & Vermilion, et al, Scott Sandberg of Snell & Wilmer in Denver presented to the court a lie designed to make us appear as serial litigators.

Lorin Snyder wrote an article titled Coping with a Pro Per Litigant for The Los Angeles Lawyer, July-August 2003 issue. She tells attorneys how to deal with pro per, or pre se, litigants. One quickly gets the impressions that she regards pro per, or pre se, litigants as lower than one-celled plants.

We have corrected that article to present it from the pro per, or pre se, litigant view, titled Coping Pro Per With A Corporate Lawyer, by Tabberone.

UPDATE - November 10, 2008 - Seems the New York law firm Reed Smith just can't get a break. The Bair Foundation, which describes itself as a Christian charitable foundation devoted to foster care for children, sued Reed Smith for over-billing, (among other things) in late 2007. Seems Reed Smith quoted a paltry $50,000 to handle a discrimination case (which Bair claims was badly mishandled) and ended up billing them almost $1 Million big ones instead. That's twenty times the original estimate. All those kiddies that won't get foster care because of Reed Smith! Have you no shame, Reed Smith? Opps, that's right, you don't! You're lawyers. That was a retorical question. Silly us.

 

 

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