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Bill Cobb - President of eBay. |
Feature Listing - one of many eBay auction enhancements designed to draw attention to the listing and fatten the wallets of eBay stockholders. |
Fee-avoidance - charging a lot for shipping while selling items cheaply. eBay doesn't get a percentage of shipping and handling fees. |
Get IT on eBay - What appears to be the first in a series of failed advertising slogans foisted on the public by eBay. |
Gift Icon - one of many eBay auction enhancements designed to draw attention to the listing and fatten the wallets of eBay stockholders. |
INR (Item Not Received) - Buyer files with paypal in an attempt to retrieve funds. Buyer is never heard from again after seller provides Delivery Confirmation number showing item delivered. |
Listing violation - violating one of eBay's myriad of endless and incomprehensible rules and policies that even eBay doesn't understand. |
NARU (Not A Registered User) - term for a buyer or seller who has cancelled their affiliation with eBay or has been suspended by eBay. |
PEZ dispenser - eBay started as a web site where PEZ collectors could buy, sell and trade amongst themselves. |
Posting Board - eBay maintains a number of chat boards where members can "post" questions about something, or reply to questions. |
Public Citizen Litigation Group - A Washington D.C.-based non-profit that defends free speech on the internet. Their web site is http://www.citizen.org. |
Search Engine - Computer program designed to search eBay listings for item desired. Frequently "upgraded" by eBay (meaning it doesn't work any more) during heaviest buying and selling times. |
Selling Manager Pro ("SMPro") - software provides (at a cost) by eBay that provides "product inventory and automation features to support high volume or small business sellers". |
SNAD (Significantly Not As Described) - What a buyer can claim to PayPal to get out of paying for an item. |
Sniped - Sniping is when a buyer waits to place a bid until an auction has only a few seconds remaining. |
TabberOne - Pronounced tab-ber-won. eBay ID of Karen Dudnikov, co-originator of this game. Tabberone is considered by many to be knowledgeable concerning eBay VeRO issues. |
TameBay - A British-based web site that helps you "find your way around the world's largest marketplace". It's web site is located at http://www.tamebay.com/. |
Meg Whitman - CEO of eBay. |
This is not a licensed eBay or PayPal product. It is however, inspired by the antics of the staffs of both companies and real situations that
have happened (we could not make up all of this, folks!).
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is not affiliated with or sponsored by eBay or PayPal. It is the sole creation of Tabberone with a little help from her friends.
PayPal and IT are registered trademarks wholly owned by eBay, who, after acquiring MicroSoft, Boeing, Time-Warner, AOL, AT&T,
the NFL, Disney, CBS, and GOOGLE, will seek world domination.
For those who might be slow to catch on, this is a Par-o-dy. We typed this r-e-a-l s-l-o-w because lawyers may be reading this. All contents are © 2007 by Karen Dudnikov and Michael Meadors. You may use this for personal use only. We reserve the right to withdraw or limit our release of personal use at any time. Commercial use is reserved. |
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